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Name: Ira
Country: United States
State: Ohio


Interests: More worship, less bullshit.
Expertise: Saying things that either make you laugh or make your day.


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Member Since: 9/2/2003

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ironic Quote of the Week

Okay, Xanga told me I had to sign in or they would delete my blog.  Classy.

So I visited my page to find there's a big ad on the left side now.  Classy.

And when I logged in, I looked everywhere and couldn't find the link to make a new post, so I had to edit an old one.  Fucking classy.

Hopefully my writing is safe for a while and I won't have to log in to this horrible place again.


Monday, July 09, 2007

Cashew? Bless you

I used to hate cashews.  It took me a while to figure out why.  I mean, come on, they're delicious.

I think I've traced it back to one Christmas at my grandparents' house.  There was a tin of nuts on the coffee table and I grabbed a handful and shoveled them in my mouth.  I had assumed these nuts were peanuts (because, honestly, to an eight year old kid, what else is there?) but they weren't.  As I chewed I picked up another one and turned it over and over in my hand.  It was curvy and tasted different.  I made sure nobody was looking - it's easy to disappear among wine-addled adults on a holiday - and spit the whole mouthful into the wastebasket.

I don't think I ate another cashew for about ten years.  And it wasn't necessarily because they didn't taste good.  It's because they fooled me, and I resented them.


Friday, June 29, 2007

A Limerick about Xanga

There once was a Xanga of Ira's
That made all the young ladies cry-ras
He wrote it at night
At the next morning's light
He found that his house was on fire-as*

*Disclaimer: my house is not really on fire-as


Monday, May 28, 2007

Feline Farewell

Joey Wray

6/1/2004 - 5/28/2007

joeykitten

I'll miss you and your big silly feet.


Saturday, February 17, 2007

I got new glasses this week.  This is a photograph of me wearing them.

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